The first 9 days is the "Detox Period". Basically, I can eat nothing but my insides! I feel like my stomach is going to literally be touching my back the whole 9 days! I can only eat fruits, veggies, and brown rice! WTF? Dr. Ian, do you want to literally kill my whole lifespace? One of the things that I CAN'T have is alcohol. What? No likka? Like, not even a drop? OMG, I am going to die! How am I going to make it through these stressful times? There are more items on the CAN'T eat list than there is on the CAN eat list! OMG, I already want to quit, but I promised myself I would at least try it!
I've gone through the bast 7-8 years being "Overly Delicious"...in layman's terms...FAT! Although, I love myself, I do want to live a healthier lifestyle. So, Dr. Ian, I am up for the challenge. So, I guess I will rev up the good ol Wii Active to get my exercise on, and prepare my body for this "All veg/fruit diet". It shouldn't be that hard seeing as how I stopped eating beef and pork almost 3 years ago. But...my chicken...omg...all is lost...all is lost. Jesus be a fence all around me everyday, cause I'm gonna need that fence to keep me from running to the nearest popeyes to get me just a chicken wing or something! Man, I am getting hungry already!
I am going to have to get up the strength to do this, and I am kind of glad I have my mama, cuz I need all the help I can get! I am going to have to google later whether or not this whole detox thing will be good for my skin, cuz I can't be hungry with bad skin!
Luckily there are only 3 phases, and they last about 8 1/2 weeks.
Phase I: Detox
Phase II: Foundation
Phase III: Construction
Phase IV: The Temple (this is supposed to be for life...hopefully I am still living by the time I finish this damn diet!)
Oh Lawd, if I acted like I didn't need u before, I need u now!!!
Ooh people, my people...I will get through this! Wish me luck!
P.S. I will probably only do this blog by the week! So, at the end of my detox phase..I will letu guys know what happened!
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